“You must be James Rule, the rapping artist. I am Steven Seagull, your cellmate.”
“It’s Ja Rule.”
“I thought maybe that was a typo.”
“It’s not.”
“Wow, it looks like a typo.”
“Well it’s not.”
Steven sighed and looked out the window.
“I sure do hate being in prison! But I belong here because I made an illegal robbery. I’m definitely not some undercover agent pretending to be here so I can get information.”
Ja Rule didn’t say anything, hoping that Steven might eventually stop talking.
“James, I just got a great idea! We should each write down some of the most illegal things we’ve done on a piece of paper and then sign it so we know it is real.”
Funny thing is, this makes more sense than the actual movie